This is a review about the series as a whole from season 1. Surprisingly, this show has a chronological plot. Which is why I had to be detailed. Whenever I think about what constitutes a good show, I’ve always been worried to express my opinion and put it objectively. It’s like I’m on quiz show. The host would ask every participant the same question: “What is the best anime?” and my neuron-activated monkey brain would just answer them with whatever comes at the top of my head: Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Kekkai Sensei. But truly, even the audience can see all theflies gathering around my body due to how much bullshit I brought upon.
So, anyway, in between these two, what the hell is Jashin-chan Dropkick?
There is nothing about this show to defend from how stupid this is, essentially akin to an empty Pringles can; and something that amazes the audience with its absurdities and nonsenses. Just a simple show for simple-minded ass-hat like me who doesn’t like to think much and wants to have fun. Bullshit anime with zero-context has gone on since long periods of time ago. Pop Team Epic, +Tic Nee-san, Carnival Phantasm, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, my beloved Kill Me Baby, and many others. For long periods of time as well did I adore these animes. This review is written from the perspective of someone who loves this kind of anime.
I can’t seem to unattract myself from the heavy gravity of nothing-burger craps like Jashin-chan along with her shenanigans. Something about these kinds of anime put a special place in my heart. I can’t say much about the author apart from the fact that she also made Haganai and Noucome novels, and how he got the localization title. The series is literally called “Jashin-chan’s Dropkick.” The name “Dropkick on My Devil” implies that Jashin-chan, The Devil, gets dropkicked all the time while, in fact, she doesn’t; in fact, it’s much worse. The dropkick is, in fact, her signature WrestleMania move. I didn’t think there would come a point in my life where I had to go “WELL ACKSHUALLY” like this and explain this but I just did. That’s how much I love Jashin-chan, that’s how much I can’t stop enjoying this piece of shit.
Where to begin to review this clusterfuck of a show lies absolutely within the discussion of all the personalities combined which constructs the entire show as a whole, which is why there’s no other way to do this but to delve deeply into the minds of the characters, especially Jashin-chan’s. The characters are wilder than the bee-stepping-dog Amber Heard’s domestic abuse trial. Noticed how I kept using the suffix “-chan” in Jashin-chan?
No, I fucking shit you not, one of the episodes explains that if you use the suffix “-san,” her name would be Jashin-chan-san. Imagine putting both “Sir” and “Mister” in your name. I might be a demented weeb, but even I have never something this heinous. Jashin-chan’s real name is so long and agonizing to extensively memorize that if you ever asked to record her spelling her full name, may God have mercy upon your soul because you need to fasten the recorder by x30 afterwards just to get to the 20 seconds of the entirety of spelling, until she told you that that’s not even halfway done. Believe it or not, her long ass name is a token of her nobility for that Jashin-chan is a demon noble heir. None of it was said since season 1, but that’s just the fact of life we had to swallow and choke on. So is putting Hatsune Miku in this season 3 with her original VA. “Waste any human lives all you want, but don’t you fucking dare throw away homemade foods!” Such inspiring quote from Jashin-chan too deeply philosophical beyond humanity’s tiny grasp of understanding. Out of all the Gods, she’s definitely one of them.
This apathetic hyper-durability half-snake motherfucker that Hidan from Naruto canonically worships is not some “thing” you can negotiate or reason with. She has no remorse, no regrets, and the biggest asshole I’ve ever seen so far. Not only does she want to watch the world burns, but she will also hold its ashes and cinders for ransom. If the show ever goes downhill, Giga Chad Jashin-chan would just doxx all her viewers and blackmail them into buying all the BDs and every printed manga if needs be. She teases the poor and humiliates the unfortunate just for fun, and she deserves all the karma that get to her.
To scrutinize the uniqueness of Jashin-chan’s anime embodiment of shitposting, we must talk about her “roommate” Yurine. Yurine is one hell of a full-metal witch. She is a kind human girl who has no bad intentions, just terrific hobbies. Terrific. Her highest personal interest consists of collecting a high variety of armaments, weapons, torture devices and anything similar, and utilizing them to full effect. Ultimately, she practices all her weapon combat techniques with her partner, Jashin-chan. Emphasize on “practice.”
Anarchy in the Jinbocho ensues when Yurine decided to summon a Demon Lord, among other things. I think there’s something here that tells us about lazy writing when the same witch who summons shit out of thin air somehow doesn’t know how to return them back to the realm it belongs. From there on, both Yurine and Jashin-chan found out that the only way Jashin-chan can return is by killing the summoner. You know how this goes. What this is as a result, is a Tom-and-Jerry-esque cartoon combined with a mix of dark comedy and Japanese comedy, where Jashin-chan is Tom as the dumbass punching bag of comedic relief and Yurine is Yurine as Yurine.
This anime could be a physical comedy at times and then completely shifts its mood into wholesome cute-girls vibe at another. This is exactly why I think Jashin-chan is special. One example being how she keeps manipulating her friend Medusa, which she nicknamed as her “ATM.” Although I appreciate how much she keeps her friends precious and how serious she is when it comes to doing anything for her friends, it doesn’t change the fact that she keeps lying to Medusa about being out of money to ask her lending some while promising to return the money back without telling her that she used all Medusa’s money for horse-race betting and fucking gacha pachinko.
I honestly think this kind of anime would not work in the first place the first time I watched since season 1. Back then, I didn’t think the anime would keep going due to how mediocre it would be, or for the majority at least. To my surprise, this actually went off in Japan because I forgot the main factor this series has: CGDCT. One thing that keeps flying over my head when I watched this is that this show has another target audience with its “Cute Girls Doing Cute Things” trope. Most of the time, this show is about Jashin-chan’s nonstop scumbagginess in full display. However, putting aside the dark comedy, of course; from the unmistakable animation style to the slice-of-life theme being substantiated in the series, we can assume that Jashin-chan’s cute friends are here to make the show brighter and more cheerful.
At some point after watching the anime, you wouldn’t be able to tell which one character and story is canon in the manga or not. You have Minos, daughter of demon yakuza; Yusa and Koji, the Yuki Onna siblings named after narrator’s VA; Pekora the homeless angel; Poporon the idol angel; Pino the mentally unstable paranoid angel, Persephone, and so on. I’ve been following both anime and manga and even I think this shit is too much.
In one point of view, I think watching this kind of shitshow would be a breath of fresh air. Not a lot of anime wants to market itself to be nothing but chaotic fun, but Jashin-chan excels in it. In my experience, this series can only fall under the category of guilty pleasure. Jashin-chan’s Dropkick is the kind of anime that’s so bad that it’s so good.
Apart from the animation looks good and the characters are really whacky to follow their own stories through, everything else feels average. What am I supposed to say to other aspects like the story and the soundtrack? Even if there’s a noticeable plot, none of them connect to each other; you can start watching this from any episode in any season and still left amused. You wouldn’t really care about chronology and plotline relevance when all you want is seeing Jashin-chan split into two vertically or horizontally.
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